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Spanish Inquisition

A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.
by Road Warrior+Manny February 8, 2020
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English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.
Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …
by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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spanish coast

Not where you want to go swimming.
Now contaminated by a ship that is predicted to leak oil for 50 years.
"My Villa on the Spanish Coast is worthless now that the beach is full of oil."
by Diego August 29, 2003
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Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.
Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.
by FPSJakob January 21, 2011
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spanish wheel

When you are with atleast 7 people you lay down on the ground form your self in to a giant circle and you can either suck someones genitals are someone can shit in your mouth.
Jeff: Uh your breath sucks.
John: Um yeah sorry i was in a spanish wheel yesterday.
by Mrk fls December 9, 2019
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Spanish Dutchman

A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.
by Boastyboy September 15, 2011
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