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road snot

when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!
by Bri P! January 30, 2009
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footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.
Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.
by Lonick May 13, 2023
mugGet the footy snotmug.

Cock snot

by Panik909 July 30, 2018
mugGet the Cock snotmug.

snot paranoia

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.
*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia
by YnoT June 29, 2012
mugGet the snot paranoiamug.

Snot Highway

The slimy, glistening trail of mucus that stretches from a kid's nostril straight down to their mouth, often making pit stops on their upper lip before they proudly lick it like it’s a gourmet sauce.
Dude, get a tissue. You've got a literal snot highway.
by nopreynopay January 11, 2025
mugGet the Snot Highwaymug.

Snot Rocket

When you blow your snot in your partners asshole then they fart it into your mouth.
Julian blew snot into Kolten's anus, then he processed to fart the snot into Julian's mouth.

Snot Rocket - a blob of snot shot of an anus.
by wearetheones November 16, 2022
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Forbidden Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to hold ejaculate and folded width-wise.
"Don't think I don't see those forbidden snot tacos in your trash can. You gonna eat em?"
"Dude what"
by Chimble January 24, 2021
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