Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass
by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021
Get the Simp mug.“Simp” is a saying that means tenkoxanywomen. If you are confused, tenkoxanywomen is the definition of a simp. The word simp is VERY commonly misused, so this is the correct meaning.
INCORRECT -
Eww! You simp!
My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.
(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))
CORRECT:
Is that tenkoxanywomen?
Omg yeah! Simp!
(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)
Eww! You simp!
My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.
(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))
CORRECT:
Is that tenkoxanywomen?
Omg yeah! Simp!
(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)
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by NIGARO_ January 9, 2023
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He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
by LeNing July 4, 2023
Get the simp mug.A man who goes above and beyond for the women in his life, even if they are just his lowly staff. He is kind, too generous and puts everyone before himself.
He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.
He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.
by bellearina August 22, 2023
Get the SIMP mug.Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".
Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
by Hdotfly August 7, 2022
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