#Fuckaliza # freeshrumurda Simon is big boy
by Semon the great May 24, 2018
A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.
Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment
by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020
- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021
Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).
by ma6673 September 19, 2022
Simon is a person who is caring, cool and really amazing. Everyone loves and adores him for who he is.
Simon is so cool!
by iichelseaperkins June 22, 2019
by vcgtfcdgfg February 05, 2017
Super super hot lifeguard Simon alexander berens is soooooo hot he can jump super high and he’s sooooo awesome mwah preferably matched with someone named maddie
by Lol62738383883 July 15, 2022