Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
Get the Simonedmug. A philosophical perspective that acknowledges the inherent chaos and indifference of the universe while rejecting total despair. It embraces the human spirit’s defiance against meaninglessness, asserting that while life may have no predetermined purpose, individuals can carve out their own meaning through struggle, resilience, and personal creation. Rooted in existential awareness, Simonic Nihilism finds beauty in the act of resisting fate, choosing to fight against the void rather than succumbing to it.
Even as he faced insurmountable odds, he lived by Simonic Nihilism—if life was chaos, he would meet it with his own defiance.
by userblank264972 March 18, 2025
Get the Simonic Nihilismmug. To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
Get the Simon Le Bon’s Yachtmug. She is the most popular girl in school she has a creative mind and is very beautiful her beauty is beyond the world she’s naturally stunning. She has many good friends. she makes people smile by looking at her she is the warmest most cutest person in all existence. She’s has brown hazel eyes and beautiful dark brown hair. She’s the funniest person ever omg and she don’t take any bullshit from nobody. PERIODD.
Omg it’s Anna-simon wow I can’t believe my eyes she’s absolutely beautiful
Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.
Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.
by Louis_06 April 12, 2021
Get the Anna-simonmug. “hi simone”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
by ash.cigarette March 5, 2022
Get the simonemug. A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.
Good person Simon
by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021
Get the Simonmug. 