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learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.
by felixh November 30, 2016
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shut up

No
shut up
no
by probablypeenuts September 2, 2024
mugGet the shut upmug.

Shut up

You:“Britney told me her body Count is ***”
Friend: SHUT UP!!!
by girlyhost August 1, 2021
mugGet the Shut upmug.

shut up

makeout w me
shut up
by elongatedpoptart September 5, 2021
mugGet the shut upmug.

Shut up

Why would I do that?
Hym “You think I need to be told to shut up? Like the only thing keeping me from doing it is the fact that no one has told me to do it yet. I’m actually great at shutting up (by the way). Stellar, even. I mean, not to brag, but I could even go as far as to say I’m one of the single best shutter-uppers on the planet. Top three at least. But you know what they say ‘If you’re good at something, never do it for free.’ So... There... And if you’re not going to recruit me to the avengers you’re useless to me. Get a real job.”
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
mugGet the Shut upmug.

shut ts up

meaning “shut that shit up”. stop doing whatever ur doing or saying cause you probably sound dumb ash
“when is independence day?” “shut ts up bro
by peymorll50 March 1, 2024
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Shut this nigga up

Use this when someone is talking nonstop, ruining your chill moments and requiring too much of your energy to fully comprehending the reason he’d post such shit.

* Eligible for use whenever you disagree with someone else too
Speaker 1: Man you saw that new Spider-Man yet!??
Middle Speaker: Iron man once said "Heroes are made by the path
they choose not the powers they are graced with I may not be a marvel superhero but I do want to choose a path of a hero. My name is “Dumb Fuck” and I am running for the position of assistant headboy. It's ironic that I say that because I am standing still right now.

(Superior) Speaker 3: man **shut this nigga up**
by VSE(Villainous Scorp Edits) December 22, 2021
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