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semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).
He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/
by shubotheguy November 13, 2023
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semen

*sip sip sip oh wait sorry a- semen is sticky white pee with sperms in it. uhh you did not see that
*sip sip sip sip uuuuuu you did not see me sipping that semen- I MEAN MILK
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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Semen demon

A male cum slut that is hot and will do very evil things for cum
by Mansen June 5, 2024
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Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.
Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.
by DikSlam October 2, 2022
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funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
by Funky Semen February 27, 2017
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Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast
She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone
by Abner Anly April 15, 2023
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