Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
Get the Navy SEAL Starter Kitmug. 
by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025
Get the Water Sealingmug. noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal Cuffmug. A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025
Get the Land sealmug. 2 good frnds having a very bad sun burn on the face and your skin peeling off leaving you with diffrnt colored skin spots on ur face making u look like a very cute leopard seal from california ......i think
look at those 2 cute girls with spots on their faces....they look like 2 freaking leopard seals! The 2 girls being the leopard seal sisters.
by skaterchik12 December 9, 2008
Get the leopard seal sistersmug. *setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”
by reelrod April 8, 2022
Get the vacuum sealedmug.