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Reverse Jousting

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.
1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
by Riven Main 420 June 21, 2017
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Reverse Bellows

Belching into a gaping butthole and having the recipient fart the air back in one's mouth.
The Reverse Bellows I gave your mother in church will echoe in my bowels for eternity.
by Leg Tat November 13, 2017
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Reverse Thirst

reverse thirst is most prevalent when women purposefully boast how sought after they are by posting pictures showcasing their physical assets or saying something to incite male attention and react as if they were unjustly objectified by all the single men they add to their friends list only to continuously validate their own self worth. These women are the first to use the term "thirsty" to describe male responses from less desirable suitors, but appear flattered when their ideal mates show favor in the same way.
Sasha got that #reversethirst going, made a post saying how she has no real friends and no one to help her and had a hundred thirsty homies trying to chill in an hour. She will call the one she was hoping to catch back and save the other dudes for another rainy day. Going ghost.

Shelley be making posts about how she has too many friends and needs people to remove her, forgetting she added all those dudes in one of her attention dry spells last week. Her reverse thirst game on point.

Tammy gonna go and post pics of her tits and wonder why none of the brothers be complimenting her on her neckline. reverse thirst gonna give that girl some sprite.
by kinkykarnival July 4, 2016
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reverse sunstache

When you have a moustache and get sunburn but then shave it off, leaving paler skin on the upper lip. Opposite of a sunstache.
by ClemTheOctopus June 8, 2016
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Reverse carmone

An Olympic position in the bedroom, typically when a guy does a full split then fucks the girl in the ass
Some hoe was neckin me on all night so I gave her the reverse Carmone
by Mongolian Scrouge February 9, 2018
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reverse the base

To add acidic liquid to crack for injection purposes
reverse the base: Lemon juice, kool-Ade you get the message
by erik-de-gato October 18, 2012
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Reverse doghouse

Related to the term doghouse.

A common deflection method used by the offending party to revert blame or guilt back to the offended party.

Used as a means to avoid accepting responsibility for making a mistake or a bad decision. Expressed by bringing up a prior conflict that is irrelevant to the current situation.

Can be used as a a noun or a verb.
As in, you are in the doghouse with your girlfriend but instead of saying sorry, you bring up something unrelated to get her in trouble.

"You shouldn't have done that."
"Well remember when you forgot our anniversary??"
"Don't try and put me in the reverse doghouse"
or
"Stop trying to reverse doghouse me!"
by Carolina Plantagenet February 29, 2012
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