A pumpkin noodle is when you eat spaghetti off of your girlfriends ass and than vomit it back up on her chest and carve your name in the puke.
by The NoodleMystero September 04, 2013
The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.
To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.
When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.
All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.
Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.
When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.
All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.
Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
by Sickfuckers September 25, 2022
These are the girls who have exceeded the max level of basic. They drink PSL every day and just overdo the whole basic girl in autumn thing
I can’t get over how much of a pumpkin spice hoe that girl Krista is. How has she not been crowned Pumpkin Spice Queen.
by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 11, 2017
when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum
by I am gerard April 06, 2016
by DiscordChef4Life March 03, 2021
Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.
Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”
Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”
Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”
Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”
G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”
Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”
Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”
G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
by ClownCakes November 06, 2018
Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.
by Bhaisaab March 20, 2014