Ball Puckering 

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.

"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."

Ball Puckering by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010

Butt Puckers 

N. A tiny little imprint of the exposed butthole of a cat after they sit on an object. A territorial marker common with all feline animals.

I just bought a brand new glass table from IKEA, and my cat left butt puckers all over it already!

Butt Puckers by Jwidlak December 14, 2020

What the Puck? 

An exclamation of disbelief or confusion. The term is derived from the Shakespeare character, Puck, in "A Midsummer Night's Dream", and the common curse, 'What the fuck?"

"What the Puck? is that doing there?"

What the Puck? by Dogsomeness October 14, 2008

Puckled 

That state you reach in the bath or hot tub where you've stayed in so long that it's gone beyond picked to puckled.

Awe man! I've been in this hot tub so long my skin has become puckled!

Puckled by LastGasp September 24, 2014

puck 

Noun. Commonly used in Cape Breton, NS to describe a punch in the face.

C,mere bye! I'm gonna give you a puck in the face.

puck by Cha2007 January 5, 2007

puckie 

a cookie dipped in pudding (puh-key)

holy shit that's good, what is it.

its a puckie dumb-ass eat it

puckie by slayer519 December 17, 2012

puckett 

can be used to substitute the word pocket, commonly used to describe an object normally a piece of fabric located in a piece of clothing that can hold objects.

Person 1: Hey can you put my pen in your puckett?
Person 2: My pucket?
Person1: Your puckett duh!
(put's pen in puckett)
Person2: Oh well take this out of my puckett. I don't want to stain my new pucketts.

puckett by marakeito March 21, 2009