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Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018
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public trouble

by Jdmacnmor14 February 5, 2021
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To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most recommended way to cure horniness, it is 100% recommended by most doctors. Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)
Why like a person when you can just go straight and PDA them? Very effective no need for those embarrassing confessions.
It was a G/C lesson and we were discussing sex so my teacher demonstrated Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on me in front on the class and I got stds, but I liked it.

I caught my neighbor practicing Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on his dog.

My cousin and I love each other and I know it's incest and we knew society would be against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because he knew he was mine.
by sasha.at May 28, 2022
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Public Omega

When you fling across the map in legendary football like a body omega. They were only possible 2017-2018 and caused by sandwiches. Many people have caught one like Billerbrine SushiNewb 14Avenue
Look at that dude Billerbrine he’s so black he caught. a public omega
by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 11, 2021
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public pronouns

A public pronoun is nearly the same as a personal pronoun only better used for public and social settings. Where they/them can be someone's personal pronouns it is more proper to publically and socially engage with said person with the more triditional he/him she/her Mr/Mrs Sir/Ma'am which are public pronouns.
Hello Sir and Ma'am welcome to my Bakery may I offer your some samples, perhaps a nice mini strawberry cupcake for the little miss? Oh and we use public pronouns here at Sanity Bakery.
by NateBlank November 1, 2022
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Toc-H Public

A place that turns a boy into either the most masculine embodiment of perfection, or a troon.
George - That girl is so cute!

Joseph - That's a boy from Toc-H Public
George - Damn.
by senpaikee March 21, 2024
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Public relations

How Western countries called their propaganda after 1945.
But then why does China call their public relations department ministry of propaganda?
They don't. We just translate it that way. This is the definition of what PR is about.
by Mokafix July 9, 2023
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