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Pistoriah

Wrongful Accusation or To Lie About Someone Or Spread False Propaganda With Faked Evidence or Proof to Get a Point Across
The Man Was Sent To Jail Due To Pistoriah”

You Lied About Something i Did not Do, That’s Pistoriah”
by Pistoriah July 24, 2025
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Pistola

Northern Italian word that means"gun" but used to address idiots, usually younger idiots.
"Smettila, pistola!" (cut it, you little idiot)
by iscritto August 29, 2025
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Pistol Pedicure

(nounl

Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure

Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.

Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.

Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.

See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.
“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
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Fish Pistol

When a man blows his load under water. I.e. Orgasm
I unleashed my fish pistol when I was swimming last night bro, it was amazing.
by Dirks McPatrick January 19, 2016
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starting pistol

The thing that noobs aren't good enough to use and what makes people rage
by Nzgamimg123 November 14, 2016
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pancho pistola

It's Fine Ass Frank with A Gun...
Oh dang it's Pancho Pistola, he's so freakin hot
by QueenIE77 April 18, 2018
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Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
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