pigeoned

When you and another person are communicating in a thread, a third party jumps in a drops a load of shit into the thread and then disappears.

dude - last night I was having a great conversation with Trista on FB - some random chick popped in and PIGEONED our chat.

by pithhelmet October 20, 2020

pigeon

Someone that is constantly hating, bashing and shitting on your ideas or people. Doesnt matter where your at either theres always that one person. In translation to a pigeon because they shit on everything and anywhere that is nice,hot,ugly, exc.

eric: this party sucks i hate these people, they dont even have good alcohol, and this place smells....
josh: bro your being a pigeon if you dont wanna be here leave...

by LiveLikeABoss October 25, 2011

dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night

by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024

I'll Grind you like a pigeon

I'll kill you

1. "If you even try to run or fly away, I have a gun, and I'll grind you like a pigeon"

by RealJake? September 27, 2025

Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 11, 2022

Pigeoning

The urge to bop your head to a fire track.

Awe mate that's pigeoning

by Hebron.B August 17, 2024

Game Pigeon Purgatory

When you’re playing any Game Pigeon game (usually Crazy 8) with your friends and one of them leaves or turns their phone off, meaning they cannot complete their turn and you or your friends are trapped in an endless purgatory where nobody can move on to their turn because it cannot become their turn.

The only way to exit this Game Pigeon purgatory is to quit and make a new game, excluding the previously absent player.

Person #1: Wait, why isn’t Lauren going? It’s her turn.
Person #2: She turned her phone off. Nobody else can play now. Guess we’re trapped in a Game Pigeon Purgatory.
Person #1: Fuck Lauren

by muckslushie December 19, 2023