A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.
“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
by BluePug May 27, 2022
giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.
x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.
by deslumoprime March 24, 2024
When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
by S Penny August 17, 2022
Person A: "Is it offensive to call a Jewish person a Jew?"
Person B: "No it's more polite to call them a big nose bagel eater kike kike kike greedy ass kike picking up pennies off the ground kike kike kike matza ball kike soup kosher for kike passover looking ass kike."
Person A: "Oh ok good to know"
Person B: "No it's more polite to call them a big nose bagel eater kike kike kike greedy ass kike picking up pennies off the ground kike kike kike matza ball kike soup kosher for kike passover looking ass kike."
Person A: "Oh ok good to know"
by goofyfoog April 01, 2025
by YourBoyMatty April 14, 2016
When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 31, 2022
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 09, 2021