Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I Patrick Shwavyed so bad, when I found out that I was bullying a dead person's twin

by lolpussydeep December 17, 2019

Patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

Yoooo let’s get Patrick shwavyed lol it’s lit fam

by Frosty the snowman December 17, 2019

Ascends the Patrick

When something good or funny happens.

It really ascends the Patrick when grandma makes me cookies.

by NoScopeDatPope May 27, 2022

Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.

Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement

by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 20, 2023

Patrick Woods

Amelia Goggins Boyfriend

Patrick woods amelia higgins forever

by Amelia Goggin February 03, 2023

patrick boobies

Boobies on Patrick Star’s body.

Patrick Boobies are cool!

by patrick boobies June 17, 2021