Pat Morrissey

Pat Morrissey.

Pat Morrissey

by Debskelly1985 June 19, 2023

Pat

Pat is fucking mommy

"Pat is fucking Mommy"- everyone 2023

by PegTaker247 February 9, 2023

pat rash

When someone's incessant whining gives you a rash.

Stop bitching your giving me a pat rash!

by Mud Dy February 15, 2017

Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.

Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.

by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022

pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana June 4, 2018

pat moore

when Buddy is so dust at chel that to beat buddy mcbiscit bommer, he must only score cross crease genos.

*scores cross crease goal but forgot to call pat moore*
“ You didn’t call pat Moore bud”
“Shit”
*take 30 second no playing penalty•

by dustymcboyobomer31 February 18, 2023

Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

by jokergman March 9, 2023