paper bag princess

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.

"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"

by Chodester July 16, 2003

Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."

"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."

by Don Everest April 2, 2005

Paperbag Princess

A girl that is so ugly you have to put a paperbag over her head while having sex so that you aren't disgusted.

Girl: Am I your little princess?
Guy: Of course you're my princess...My paperbag princess!

by Abbas Tard May 25, 2006

paper

1. Cash

2. A small amount of drugs, usually $10 worth of heroin, sold in a fold of paper. See Paper Boy.

1. I've gotta get a job so I can get some paper flowin.

2. Me and my friend blew a paper of junk.

by AfterLastCall May 11, 2006

The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

paper stack

the money you bringin in.

im out out of control now that i got my paper satckin'.

by vonnie June 21, 2003

Paper cut

A very painfull and usualy ver small cut caused by paper. (you sick minded people)

I got a paper cut yesterday from cutting paper.

by [e-mail] May 11, 2009