Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.

Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 24, 2011

Sliced Milk

Sliced milk is another way of phrasing cheese.

She made a sandwich containing sliced milk.

by Ur dead nan's anal cavity August 18, 2017

Truffle Milk

Major yeast infection with massive discharge.

I was told The Rev enjoyed his wife’s truffle milk!

by Shegeeks369 August 26, 2020

milk pods

Breast, Boobs

I sure like the look of her milk pods.

by funnyshit1 December 17, 2013

Milk Abuse

Milk Abuse - A great kid

Milk Abuse makes music

by Rarebatae April 03, 2019

Milk Bomb

A horrible surprise. In order to concoct, you need a metal thermos, and a car. Place dairy products inside the thermos. Milk, cottage cheese, heavy cream, shredded cheese. Anything that goes bad with haste. Seal the thermos and place it in the back window of your car. A good thermos is airtight. Allow it to sit all through the summer, even multiple summers if you're patient. When the time is right, open it and unleash the vile stench onto the world, be it throwing it ON somebody, or into some jackass's convertible in a hot parking lot.

milk bomb prank stink horrible

Milk Bomb

by JustThatOneRandomDude July 08, 2011

Nut Milk

Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.

Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019