toilet table

The worst table in a restaurant, usually next to the toilet door.

"I can't believe we booked my birthday dinner six months ahead and still got given the toilet table!"

by THETOILETTABLE July 11, 2016

Crusty toilet

The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.

When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!

by Dick Biscet November 6, 2010

Energy Toilet

A person who is generally regarded as having good energy who gives it away freely to those who need to heal, but to a fault. Thus resulting in being the designated healer, while constantly eating everyone else’s shit.

Tori used Brian as an energy toilet one too many times and he finally snapped and shit it all back down her throat! That’s why she hates him. It wasn’t his fault, he only wanted to help.

by deememetee March 11, 2021

poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit

I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available

by Futurethe January 15, 2015

Toilet Math

When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.

On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.

by Fasters February 14, 2022

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011

Toilet Facelift

A facial expression exhibited as a result of a loathsome, hideous or unwelcome experience.

After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.

by darchingHard July 2, 2019