by not behind you July 02, 2015
When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
by Steph Mehkakiner January 02, 2021
The note that your 85 year old mother writes to your 53 year old self when she is tried of cleaning up after you and your latest white trash princess trashes her rent house that you live in for free.
"I had to write Jamie a little cuss note the other day because I was tried of cleaning up after his slovenly ways."
by 00NKB July 05, 2024
Sleeping with a girl who denies having a boyfriend, but that you later find out does have a boyfriend. The Bro-note is leaving a note for the boyfriend under the toilet seat to let him know that it happened when he takes his next piss to spare him the misery.
My friend was such a bro the other weekend. He slept with this girl that claimed she was single, but later saw a picture of her boyfriend in her appartment. He then decided to do the only thing a real bro could do in that situation, leave a bro-note. Leave a note for the poor guy under the toilet seat that only he would lift for his next piss.
by Lukasbro123 January 18, 2018
A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.
by Bricky Ricky July 06, 2024
When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
by Operatorfailure January 19, 2021