package pants

pants that are cut in a way as to enhance the male package.

look out bro, Jack has his package pants on today.

by vegascloud January 14, 2010

Pookie Pants

A nickname given to a person you like or are psyically attracted to. Usually, someone you are currently "talking, talking to". Most commonly given as a nickname for one's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Alyssa: "who are you texting?"
Ashley: "oh, i'm texting my Pookie Pants. We're playing the question game. hehe."

by Pookiepants911 December 31, 2008

Lady Pants

A term of endearment between two female (or feminine-natured) friends.

Hey Lady Pants, how's it goin'?

by Stripe Tease January 07, 2011

sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood

Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!

by JALDLSP January 09, 2018

Smoochy-Pants

Term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend's hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.

Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.

Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.

How's it going with Smoochy-Pants?

Hey Smoochy-Pants, nice trainers!

by pinti February 25, 2009

pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010