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nonce

that kid cooper is a nonce
by e eu suinsiunu June 25, 2023
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Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
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nonce

Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.
henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today
by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019
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Nonce

A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile

Not
On
Normal

Communal
Exercise

Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
Not
Of
Normal

Criminal
Element
That NONCE Gary Glitter needs to be given a slice of street justice, dirty pervert!
by JuSco January 20, 2019
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Nonce

Ewww shaz is such a nonce he always nonces on my friends even tho their 5 and he’s 17
by Shazzzzzzzzzz September 14, 2020
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Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595
Defo touches children
Stop being an nonce TheArtfulWojer#7595
by Jo99y April 25, 2022
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Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
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