twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.

"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"

by 1nc_a June 8, 2025

i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.

wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

next one up

you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty

Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up

by kwjg42 August 27, 2023

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023

karate kid the next step

Pretty much just the worst in the karate kid series and just overall trash

Yo did u watch the new karate kid the next step
Nah
Why
Because it's obviously shit

by Karatekidfan July 8, 2023