C U Next Tuesday

An acrostic poem spelling out the rather rude word CUNT. This can be used when talking to a bitch.

"I hate you' said the bitch
"C U Next Tuesday" I replied

by JustTori August 19, 2018

Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.

Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.

by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025

Pepsi Next

A discontinued cola-flavored carbonated soft drink produced by PepsiCo. It was a variant of the Pepsi cola range.

Pepsi Next was the best soft drink

by SPrice1980 November 4, 2022

never let them know your next move

The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.

Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"

by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023

Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.

"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019

Nexting

Looking at your text messages, waiting for a text from the other person.

"After nexting for a while, I realized the conversation was over."

by Duke&Daisy April 29, 2016

me next

It is to be said after sending a picture you find hot, it means "fuck me next"

Guy 1: *sends shirtless pic*
Guy 2: ME NEXT!!!!

by lovecerisemotion September 27, 2022