netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018

Netflix and Roast

the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.

jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.

by Oxford Dictionary 3rd Edition April 27, 2021

Netflix main event syndrome

When the main event fighters in a LIVE event on Netflix are toned down and boring. The fighters each make so much money either way win or lose so they just simply do not care enough to go 100% for their fight. It’s underwhelming. Boring. Not what it could be.

Q: “Damnnn, why didn’t Paul just kill Tyson then?
A: “Netflix main event syndrome got him. It hits hard when you make millions win or lose. He just doesn’t care enough. He’s already cashing out so good from it.”

“Come on! Hit each other! Do something!”
“You really expected a good figut? Netflix main event syndrome takes away all the excitement!”

by vinnay420 July 12, 2025

Netflix and Relax

Like Netflix and Chill, but masturbating alone while watching Netflix.

Brad: What did you do last night?
Julia: Netflix and relax.
Brad: Ewww, gross.

by swag69ington December 2, 2017

netflix couple

A couple who has come to rely on mutual Netflix viewing for social relevance and entertainment. Often very boring at parties due to the siren song of Netflix calling them home. #awfulsexlife

John and Katie have totally become a Netflix couple.

by denirocraver September 3, 2016

Netflix

A library of movies you don't want to see right now.

"I wonder if Netflix has that movie I want to see."
"Do a search."
"Looks like no. But there's a bunch of other stuff I've never heard of."

by tommyleftone February 7, 2020

Netflix and LaTeX

When you invite a smart boy/girl over, nominally to watch netflix but then immediately after it begins you start talking about the upcoming Math/CS problem set

Yo dawg I tried to netflix and latex that smart girl but she ended up hanging out with the mathletes last night instead of me.

by DrVanNostrum April 23, 2018