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Nate

Nate is the type of human being that can be an utter dyslexic retard or a sweet, cute but pedophilic bitch who gets everyone's attention for being the biggest, fattest, dyslexic person you know. Nate is also the type of person to lie about who he really is, for example, he says his dick size is 20 inches, 20! but in reality we all know that when a Nate is lying about his dick size, he is an insecure fatty with a fucked up eye and will never pull a woman but will pull a man from anywhere. If you know a Nate you need to run away and even leave the country. He will most likely steal your virginity as he had done to thousands of little children under the age of 5. When a Nate encounters a woman he is NOT the type of person to talk to them or even try to rizz em up. Instead he pulls of the classic Nate face which will INDEFENITLY scare the living shit out of any woman and make them either die of his horrific looks or make them flee the country and live in Antartica. The similarity between a clock and a Pedophile called Nate is that neither goes past 12. You know if your friend or boyfriend is really a Nate if he has committed more than 35 criminal youth sexual offenses, is fat, has a fucked up eye, is scared of women, says the N word at least 20 times a day and scares the living shit out of your family and the world.
Girl: When I saw a Nate I immediately shit my pants and ran to the nearest airport to get as far away from him as possible.
Boy: I want him sexually
by cool tiktokers to followe November 12, 2023
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Nate Daly

A name given to a very special little guy who lives in special place, known to most as the “Base”.
Whats Nate Daly doing out of the base 😭”
by Bigtoe Bandit January 13, 2025
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Nate

Nate is the sweetest, most genuine guy you will ever meet. He's very adorable and hot. He is very loyal if you ever date him. He's really funny and will always be there for you. He'll nerd out with you and he'll always want to show you his accomplishments, he will show you off as well. He'll be real with you and once you get to know him it'll feel like you've known him your whole life. He's very open-minded, and won't change for anyone, (you shouldn't either!) because things will work out if you ever meet a Nate and get to be anything more with him. Because once you both follow your dreams you can accomplish anything together. He's down to Earth but will always like to be wild and crazy and go on tons of adventures with you! He'll always give you his all even when he's down and he doesn't like to argue. If you ever get super close with a Nate, open up with him, and be real with him, he'll love you forever. Don't ever let him go, even if the big dummy gets on your nerves lol. Jk he's very smart.
I love my Nate with all my heart and I will never let him go, I love him so much<3
by urfavcapricorn January 8, 2021
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nate

brea: he's just a kinda jellyfish person idk lets call him nate
by mehyeah September 30, 2021
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Nate

The one guy that always loses the kids.
Karen: Im taking the kids!

Nate: Again? Seriously karen?
by MrKelpy November 3, 2019
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Nate

A Nate is an...interesting person. Like...not a super likable personality but he mad hot
Yeah, I don’t really like his personality but that Nate is mad hot
by I’mthatguy July 23, 2019
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Nate Doe

Hottest man alive
Best looking guy from Somerville MA,
Friend of Sturniolo Triplets
by Idonothatebutlovecheese February 19, 2024
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