Mullet-gasm

Having an orgasm when you also have to be quiet. Party down below, but business up top.

While having sex on a weekend trip to her parents’ house, she had to settle for a mullet-gasm so as not to wake anyone else up.

by Spicypete April 24, 2022

Glamorous mullet men

To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.

Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.

To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.

Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.

See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men

by OGGmm January 16, 2024

Mullet Weather

Sunny in the front cloudy in the back. Similar to a mullet hairstyle.

It is sunny in front of the house and cloudy in the back, yo...we got mullet weather.

by WestGhent September 14, 2012

hong kong mullet

A very hairy woman's bottom

"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"

by mbazler May 8, 2018

yard mullet

To only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.

"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."

"That's a total yard mullet man!"

by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014

Nigerian Mullet

When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.

Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.

Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.

by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018

Mullet Hit

A slang term used in the vintage tee shirt community that defines a tee shirt with a small graphic print on the front and a big graphic print the back.

Thats such a sweet tee man, i love that mullet hit!

by Dannydos August 3, 2022