Mullet

When you shave your pussy but not your asshole.

how was she last night bro?'

'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'

'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'

'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'

by Skeet boy September 3, 2022

mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)

hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.

by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020

Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"

That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"

by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014

Engineer's Mullet

Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back

Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"

Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"

Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"

by JMONEY^&e May 17, 2014

mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.

Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”

by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024