Ernie Mouth

The form of a female vagina in which the labia is seemingly missing. A slit is all that is present looking almost exactly like the mouth of Ernie from Sesame Street.

She's got ernie mouth

by caesar h April 15, 2008

Cabbage mouth

A low budget raggedy mouth bitch, who's always talking shit!

A poorly dressed female with bad teeth and rude with a cabbage mouth.

by NewBOOBS2010 January 27, 2010

Round Mouth

A cock sucker
Gay
Fag

Look at that fuckin round mouth

by PorkChopSandwiches February 28, 2008

mouthful of freckles

The act of performing fellatio on a red headed male, as popularized by the song "Just Pretend", a collaboration between "Walking Dead" star Emily Kinney and noted bassist Conrad Korsch.

I feel an ache, hunger low in my tummy; a mouthful of freckles sure sounds yummy

by tumbleweaves October 28, 2013

Puppet Mouth

A bizarre and disturbing affliction restricted to the female population and brought on by rapid aging/degeneration. Sufferers develop vertically lined, Pinocchio-like semi-detached mouths that may or may not be operated using invisible strings above their heads. The super-morbidly obese are normally safe from Puppet Mouth, with the notable exception of brontosaurus-boned Heather from Eastenders.

'Hell, Jools, can you turn the channel over? I can't look at that old crow Deirdre's Puppet Mouth any longer, it's ruining Corrie for me!'

by jez1974 December 31, 2009

sailor mouth

When a dolphin makes a sound right as you swear.

Remember Dirty isabella? she shaked her booty and then got Sailor Mouthed. And then again.

by Green Hell Zone April 18, 2020

Makeout mouth

The swollen mouth one gets after making out with someone for too long

Dude, your lips are so red.

Yeah, pardon the makeout mouth, I was making out with this really hot guy for ages last night

by x-files geek December 30, 2008