The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
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!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
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???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
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Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.
Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''
"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''
"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''
"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
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