Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 02, 2023

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 23, 2022

monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone

Yo wassup monkey monk monk

by January 22, 2024

Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D

"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"

by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022

Monke shit

A hairy penis

Dude your monke shit is tiny

by Valk99 June 30, 2021

gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe

"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"

by Lozg1234 February 10, 2012

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013