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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Mississippi Bitch

The first person in a party to insist on leaving or to refrain from the continuation of alcohol consumption.
Chad: “Last one (Alcoholic Beverage) for me fellas.”
Jake: “Bro, you’re being a Mississippi Bitch!”
by Rocketeer January 30, 2021
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the mississippi state

a three-way sexual act in which the man poops into a cowbell, then hands it to the woman to do the same. the man dips his schlong into the cowbell, fully coating it in feces. he then sticks the cowbell up his anus, handle first, at which point another man comes up from behind and begins having sex with the cowbell while the other man has sex with the female partner. the first finisher chugs the contents of the cowbell.
“I heard they’re running the mississippi state in mckee hall”
“I haven’t showered since doing the mississippi state last night.”
by B. Ricky November 5, 2025
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Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice
Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!
by Dingis232 May 3, 2023
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mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.
Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!
by tiggytigwam January 20, 2018
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Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.
I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night
by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022
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mississippi mud hound

When you a banging McCarthy’s mom in the poop shoot, pull your dick out whip it on the pillow and shove her face in it. Not to be confused with Mississippi blood hound
I gave McCarthy’s mom a Mississippi mud hound, don’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
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