Michigan super soaker

The act of getting your own

piss in your mouth, and then spitting it into your partner’s mouth.

She wanted to try something new and kinky, so I hit her with the Michigan super soaker.

by DARKTOILET September 17, 2021

mochidadragon

an idiot

mochidadragon is really idiotic

by kazu_ October 1, 2021

Michigan

Michigan is one of the Midwest states in the USA. Michigans weather is more bipolar than a 30 year old crack addict mom. There’s fields everywhere in Southern Michigan and an endless view of trees in Northern Michigan. It’s easier to Find Weed and Meth than it is to find a significant other. You’re rather G or you’re YEE YEE in Michigan.

Friend: “We should go do something fun”
Average Michigander: “The neighbor has an Uzi and a Zip of weed we can steal. Or we could steal the Pure Michigan sign on 127”

by That smart motherfucker October 15, 2021

Michitae

Michitae is kind hearted and all about their money. Don’t piss Michitae off or mess with their money because you won’t like it! They’re one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet and very romantic😉

Did you see Michitae twerking behind the bins yesterday🤣🤣🤣

by 7even2wenty November 22, 2021

Michigan Tech traveler

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.

I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.

There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both

by Hymen grinder December 4, 2021

Michigan roulette

6-10 people put $20 in a pot and you all drink a ton and whoever doesn’t get a DUI wins the pot and doesn’t have to pay the tab next time

Yeah me, jimmy and his buddy’s played Michigan roulette and Timmy went and got himself a dui

by Rweish2 December 5, 2021