Martha Manning

She deserved so much better.

John Laurens' wife who had his only child and died the year before he did at the age of 24. Poor girl.

Friend: Omg, my boyfriend just knocked me up and ran away to join the army and I haven't seen him since!
Me: Martha Manning, is that you?

by obsessed-historian October 7, 2020

pulling a peyton manning

Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."

The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"

by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014

Ethan Manuel "Manny" Cruz

My best friend, he is half Jamaican and Half Puerto Rican, and has attended Albuquerque Academy since the 8th grade. He was born in New York but has lived in Utah and Deming, and most recently Albuquerque. He is very nice but sometimes mean, and he makes good beats and can freestyle like a god. He is 5'4 and is supposed to be 5'8. He has very tight curly hair with a clean hairline. He is kinda perverted doe.

Me: Oh Mannys coming yay
Manny: Hey bud, my name is Ethan Manuel "Manny" Cruz

by Aido A April 8, 2019

Milk Of Mannesia

Semen, cum.

After Sarah’s 2 hour long anal penetration session, her partner forgot to wipe off the excess milk of Mannesia that fell down his leg and onto the carpet.

by Phopiatic May 20, 2019

eli manning

incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without LT would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the NFL.

hey who's that new qb tearing up the NFL?
oh you must mean eli manning

by giantsfan December 25, 2005

mannequin

A term used to refer to a "fake" girl/woman. As a literal mannequin, they have a perfect figure externally, but have nothing to offer internally. They are completely void of emotion, a brain, or any capacity to hold an intellectually stimulating communication; existing simply to be played with like a doll. They masquerade showing off their physical beauty and will never be respected for that reason.

Dude, check out the boobs on that mannequin!

Dude, I need to take home a mannequin tonight...

by rabu23 December 7, 2011

peyton manning

See choker. One who chokes.

There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.

by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 15, 2006