Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.
John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic
by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021
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poofy logic

Logic, that while is true doesn't stand up against much.
Bob: A turtle is only a turtle because we call it that.
Bobette: That's poofy logic, man.
by UnsocialGamer September 20, 2017
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Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 01, 2013
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Pridgeon Logic

Fall asleep late, wake up the next day, sleep in every class you have that day, complain about the girl who broke ur heart, repeat
Luke: *Falls asleep in class*
Saad: Wake tf up jesus u have pridgeon logic
by pussydestroyer98385 December 06, 2018
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Logicing

I'm more logicing than them.
by TheFruityGhost November 02, 2022
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something very IMPOSSIBLE and quite horrific to outWIT.
Let me put it to you this way when I got this SPARKY YAGAH00BI A MEAN CHIEF up my ASSH0LE and this ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED worse as each day forward, this LOGICAL TRANSCENDENTAL DISSONANCE is going to cause such a mental crash at the least that this phraseology make more sense here LOGICAL DISSONANCE ,and now JEWISH FAGGOT'S COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , " EAT SHIT AND DRINK PISS BY 4:39 AM MAY 10 2022 and don't be an ASSH0LE go "FULL "O" on the words , " FROM YOUR MOTHER" and you will never be able to rise above it because as YOU EAT SHIT ANAL ALAN SHIT WILL KEEP RISING WAY ABOVE YOU HIGHER AND HIGHER , now go 2 IT!!!!!
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 10, 2022
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Sugar logic.

The logic used while under the influence of sugary substances. Not all people are gifted with this advanced state of mind.
Sugar logic.: I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, WAIT, I CAN FLY!!!! I"M ON TOP OF THE WORLD... HAHAHA.
by EDSEI THE GREAT. October 11, 2011
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