bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)

Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."

by Jloop January 23, 2017

lizard blizzard

something that lot lizard jordan ringwald gives for fun at the trucks

john; aye azure wheres jordan?
azure; out giving lizard blizzards!
john; wow what a lot lizard

by jcolenims70 April 23, 2017

National turn Lizard into a Flareon day

This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.

"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"

by pixeel November 29, 2023

Lizard caps

A small capsule used for recreational purposes, leaving the user licking their eyebrows.

The people at 954 use lizard caps, a new drug and lick their eyebrows.

by Lizard caps April 26, 2017

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

banana lizard

another euphemism for a male genitalia

"Hey girl, you want me to peel back my layers and show you my banana lizard?"
"ew"

by marsboro February 14, 2025