the last chicken on the shelf

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008

Last Train to Paris

A sexual act involving 5 individuals: 3 males and 2 females. The Last Train to Paris is when a male and female form a train of sexual intercourse, leading up to the remaining two males performing an Eiffel Tower. Hence "The Last Train to Paris".

Hey broski, remember that time where we walked in on Jeff and his friends catching the Last Train to Paris?

by The ball buster November 11, 2011

last call lucy

The less attractive version of a cougar, the "Last Call Lucy" is easier and sluttier than most cougars. Generally Last Call Lucys are washed up bar stars. The name originated in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, where after last call was made, an ugly 40-something woman (named Lucy) was seen desperately hitting on the drunkest guy in the bar.

"Man, I woke up this morning, and fucking last call lucy was right beside me. It burns to piss."

by Bots August 3, 2006

from first to last

from first to last started in 2002 and went through many line up changes. now it is matt (lalalaa/chugawug), travis (rararawr/chugawug) matt m.(laaalala/thumbthump), derek (bangbang). they have just released their self-entitled album anddd its not there best but its good.

albums:
esasthiesaetic - 7.8 outa 10
dear diary - 9.4 outa 10
heroine - 8.5 outa 10
thenew one - 6.2 outa 10

from first to last is sweet as shit.

by coreyx3 June 14, 2008

Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..

Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..

by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011

Mormon Last Call

When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”

A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.

Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."

by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014

Last days of school

Last day of school if you like more than one person you have to pick who if you only like one then ask them to do something with you. On your last days of school.

You: hello it’s the last days of school
Crush: hi I can’t wait
You: it’s the last week of school and I was wondering if you want to do something

Crush 💭: who do I pick

Crush: uhmmm sure that sound like fun
You: ok cool let’s go

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 23, 2021