Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

The lads

The most interesting group of 11 guys you’ll ever meet. Out of that 11, 1 is always hœørny and at least 2 are simps, 1 cry baby, 1 short one(with even shorter shlong) 1 good boy and 1 bad boy, the gamer, the sweet 1, 1 missionary, and to retards that are lowkey kinda funny when bullying the short gym rat, and gym rat. Oh yea at least 8 are weeeeeebs and gym rat watches hentai🤮(no judgement bro)🤮

Girl 1: I’m bored let’s go hang with that group of boys “the lads”
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs

by Taco_RobElChipo October 5, 2020

Lonsdale Lampshade

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.

Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!

by Buttwipes October 17, 2020

the lads

they are a group of swaggy ppl and the admin is velowadomy there so cool cooler then ur mom too sorry and we love to text

Swaggy group?
Dm velowadomy to be added to the lads

by Whysomalgofa May 14, 2021

FFS Lads

A term used on the WeCricket Discord as a reaction Lord Shardul making someone spontaneously combust.

FFS Lads, Lord Shardul's made another one spontaneously combust again!

by saqib simp June 2, 2021

The Lads

The lads are a group of overconfident but intellectually deficient young men. Their hobbies include; cheering, getting drunk, wanking in lessons, getting head from youngers & being cheated on. The lads will evolve to one day become the geezers, who will give their wives black eyes if the steak pie is over cooked.

Person 1: That guy just failed the exam but ran out cheering
Person 2: Don’t worry, he’s one of the lads

by Wake me up when I miss July 7, 2021