King Kong

A gigantic gorilla that stars in several movies.
When used as a verb meaning to grab the mandible and rip the jaw open

Whoa he just king kong'd that guy!

by WompInTheCromp November 9, 2019

king kongs boner

about 198-234 feet long

i saew king kongs boner

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

Reverse Donkey Kong Jr.

A female rides a male in the reverse cowgirl position, and proceeds to play the male's testicles as though there were conga drums.

Male: "Oh baby I love it when you ride me backwards and play my balls like conga drums!"
Female: "I know, I call it the Reverse Donkey Kong Jr."

by James Burgher August 29, 2013

shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

Sonic x Donkey Kong

THE BEST SHIP EVER SONIC X DONKEY KONG RULES IT IS THE MOST LOVEABLE SHIP ON THE PLANET

N: I LOVE SONIC X DONKEY KONG
S: IT'S AMAZING
H: What the fuck is Sonic x Donkey Kong
G: THE BEST SHIP EVER

by ur.mum.69 January 7, 2023

kongposh

A hairy beastly individual with the fashion finesse of a pop queen.
Kong- as in born of King Kong
Posh- as in born of Posh Spice
Thus, KONGPOSH is the child of King Kong and Posh Spice.

"HI! I'm Kongposh! My dad is King Kong. My mum's Posh Spice. Wanna go for coffee?"

by Anti Kongposh Brigade June 21, 2007

Donkey Kong

To do your girl from the missionary position to the point of climax, then start pounding HER chest with your fists while making monkey noises.

Marcus: My old lady just came back from the hospital with tape around her ribs.

Sam: No shit, what happened?

Marcus: I Donkey Konged her.

by Sam Horrey June 24, 2008