Nesskey Kong

An okay-looking Donkey Kong key. Nothing special, maybe something you'd find for a door perhaps.

Person 1: "Got my new Donkey Kong shaped car keys today!!"
Person 2: "Looks pretty Nesskey Kong, if you ask me."

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Hong Kong Express

When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.

Damn, Boozer had a big Hong Kong Express this morning after a trip to Hong Kong Express last night.

by JB 2025 September 26, 2025

Sleazy kong

Iconic NFT badass a straight up pimp

Bro I was I could be like Sleazy Kong

by Lordofgod May 3, 2023

Kong Chi-Chi

A girl with a bad case of gas

Aye Kong chi-chi stop farting

by Kong Chi-chi February 28, 2019

Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

hong kong head

Hong Kong Head is when an asian girl pours soy sauce in your penis and gives you a rough blow job, licking all the soy sauce off.

"Dude, Jenny gave me some bomb sex last night."
"Well, i got hong kong head from Jasmine!"
"Sound of Jealousy"

by dolphineisha April 13, 2014

kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)

I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

by DSLP March 21, 2014