Kevin is actually a pretty basic name and therefore a basic guy. He thinks he's good at soccer when he's really actually trash. He wears very expensive stuff but lives in a cardboard box. He posted mad random pictures all at once on Instagram and gets like 50 likes. Kevin is just average.
by ImThatBeachPeriod. April 30, 2019
No skin 1: I played with Kevin in playground yesterday
No skin 2: how did it go
No skin 1: I killed him so many times that he rage quit.
No skin 2: how did it go
No skin 1: I killed him so many times that he rage quit.
by Xxfortniteplayer69420xX September 25, 2018
A creepy dude you don't admit to being friends with. Always willing to take the drunk chick home from the party. Drinks and eats your food . Drives an ugly truck. Loves dildos.
Don't invite that guy he is a Kevin...
Damn, Kevin's here we have to bail...
Don't let Kevin drive you home kenra...
Damn, Kevin's here we have to bail...
Don't let Kevin drive you home kenra...
by Treefrog210 April 19, 2017
An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.
by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 30, 2019
A guy who is rude and also says that you have some weird fetishes . Like how rude. Also a Kevin is someone who has long "loins"(as said by kevin) . A Kevin has two sides to him which neither are good let's be honest one is annoying and the other changes him into Kevan the angry man OH and he has a weird ingrown toenail and isn't afraid to tell you the details about it
by memequeennumberone February 10, 2019
by Relicta Deicide February 16, 2018
A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.
he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart
he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart
by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx October 28, 2017