Jordanea 

(Jor-dayne-ya)

1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."

2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.

It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.

"Good'ay Jordanea"

The Jordanea caused him to not be able to let go of his past, or his preasent.

Jordanea by AussiePrincess February 5, 2010

Jordan Simon 

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

Jordan Simon by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

Jordan R 

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.

Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."

Jordan R by smf399 February 16, 2013

jordan spieth

Pro-golfer, remade under armor into a nice posh brand. Instead of just hunting country people. His historic 2015 season can be compared to tiger woods early 2000. His 2015 year shattered earning records. One of the best mid range putting in history; however, messed up his game chasing more yards off the tee. Shame.

Jordan Spieth is to under amour, as tiger woods was/is to Nike.

jordan spieth by Longbomer February 18, 2017

Jordan roulette 

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.

I recently done the Jordan roulette.

Jordan roulette by Unknown933 June 18, 2017

jordan blake 

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.

Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.

jordan blake by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017

jordanah 

1. A crazy girl who gets drugs from her cat
2. She likes to be called whordanah
3. She loves her cats
4. Shy

5. Crazy/funny
6. Doesn't like "XD"
7. Doesn't like "-_-"
8. Doesn't like ":/"
9. Plays Minecraft
10. Plays the Sims 4
11. She likes pvp
12. She is very aggressive at times
13. Anonymous calls her dingtits
14. Has bitch named hoemir

15. Had a son

16. Has a brother
17. Is a pervert
18. Last name popular

Jordanah

jordanah by 6969Bob6969 July 14, 2017