by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016
Get the jew juicer mug.by Iwantokillmyself April 19, 2016
Get the Nasty Jew mug.When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight
In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !
by Bum check September 8, 2016
Get the canned jew mug.1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
Get the jew tree mug.When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.
by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017
Get the Jew call mug.Born to a drug addicted mother while incarcerated then put up for adoption growing up to be a shifty shady car salesman with no other goals in life to be a goof and screw over whomever as to benefit him .
by Egroeg April 1, 2020
Get the jew rick mug.I false ticket (Ex. Receipt or small piece of paper) placed under a windshield to trick a law enforcement officer or ticket maid into thinking you already have a ticket.
by Silent NC December 30, 2020
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