Jet up

A phrase used by prissy white boys trying to sound cool about vaping, when in reality they’re just talking about hitting a suorin a couple times in a parking lot and sucking eachother off afterwards.

“Hey, anyone wanna jet up?”

by jmabrl January 1, 2018

river jet

A egotistical cunt that thinks he is better than he really is.

Look at that man, he’s such a river jet

by hashtagretweet October 20, 2017

Super Jet

the act of accelerating the mph of your urine by wanking.

Joseph Super Jetted so far it hit Caroline in the eye.

by excelledstream March 28, 2017

Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"

Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.

by Aquaphile June 14, 2017

Jet Up

To "Jet Up" is when one gets extremely enthusiastic about an amazing opportunity despite the fact that it is inevitable that one will fail miserably in public disgrace.

You could see Mark Sanchez "Jet Up" when the opportunity to run the ball presented itself. However he bounced his face of a lineman's butt instead of getting the first down.

by Drethal November 2, 2017

Jet Engine

A good looking woman

~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman

Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?

by Vl.ok November 3, 2017

redneck jet fuel

Another term for Monster Energy.

Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016