Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
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A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
by heatherhez March 9, 2012
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Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
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You might be a Jerseyneck if you have a big truck and always say your from South Jersey (segregating from North Joisey I mean North Jersey and the Jersey Shore).
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