jenny

jenny can be quite funny in some circumstances and always gives you food. she has fab hair but her ego is abnormally large. she thinks that she is amazing in every way and funny and smart but in fact she is just an umpa loompa inside and out. finally, she is scarily short and will never become taller than 5’2

what are you getting jenny for her birthday?
maybe some stilts or extra high heels...
why?
because she is a tiny dwarf and can’t see a thing from the height she is at

by most defiantly May 29, 2020

Jenny Jackson

An evil creature that can never be detected. Hiding in the shadows feeding of the attention it craves.
WARNING: do not leave any cats or dogs around this creature, any animal for that matter. It will gobble it up in one go

Person 1: I havent seen Marians dog in a while
Person 2: it was probably eaten by a Jenny Jackson

by User1234564949 October 19, 2020

Jenny Govier

Dumbest bitch around.

You know that Jenny Govier chick? Yeah she’s the dumbest bitch around.
She’s just so dumb.

by Jenny Govier August 1, 2021

Jenny

A bitch who acts pregnant with her cousin

Sammy”oh my god your pregnant”
Jenny”yeah it’s my cousins”

by I’m taken September 15, 2020

jenny cool

Cool chick. Smart, cute, and a little nerdy (or a lot if you really get to know her). Loves music and was once described as a “14 year old adult”.

Looking forward to the fun 50th birthday jenny cool has planned! Mostly Normal Tour badges, Pirate Treasure hunt, delicious meals, and shenanigans. Hope you can make it!

by Jenny Cool March 14, 2024

dirty jennis

Noun: Durtee Jennis. The act of interrupting a mansplain, opinion on women's rights, or dicktation, with facts on the subject or abject roasting without letting the other party complete their statement.

Repeat ad nauseum

Ex: Chad "I believe you shou-"
Control: "who asked you?"
Chad: "was that a Dirty Jennis?"

by Jennis TheMenace September 10, 2021

jenny maquille

Lisa belongs on a pedi stall crafted by the gods!

Lisa my Jenny maquille

by anonymous September 15, 2020