Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

a jenner

A jenner is the £10 and 6 pence that a GP receives from the NHS when they administer a vaccination.

A jenner in the arm is worth a tenner in the pocket.

by Jasper of Poole June 24, 2020

Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020

Thomas Jefferson

A sex act wherein a white male gets a blowjob from a black female, in the tradition of Thomas Jefferson. Also can be referred to colloquially as a TJ.

Did you hear about Connor? He went on a date and ended up getting a Thomas Jefferson from Tyreshia.

by HotKarl123456 February 13, 2021

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner (23) the daughter of Kris Jenner (65) and Bruice Jenner (71) (now Caitlyn Jenner) is the youngest member of the Kardashian/Jenner family is an American media personality, socialite, model, and businesswoman. She is one of the most followed celebrities on Instagram and since 2020 with the age of 21 Kylie Jenner remains the title on Forbes magazine of “the younges self-made billionaire” because of her makeup brand Kylie Cosmetics.

Kylie Jenner (23) the daughter of Kris Jenner (65) and Bruice Jenner (71) (now Caitlyn Jenner) is the youngest member of the Kardashian/Jenner family is an American media personality, socialite, model, and businesswoman. She is one of the most followed celebrities on Instagram and since 2020 with the age of 21 Kylie Jenner remains the title on Forbes magazine of “the younges self-made billionaire” because of her makeup brand Kylie Cosmetics.

by Daddysdad May 26, 2021

Candle Jenner

Slap A Photo Of Kendle Jenner's Face On A Candle, Thats All You Need To Do

Candle Jenner Must Be From Dirty Docks!

by Martinez R. August 22, 2021