Jared

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”

Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.

by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023

Jared

a submissive and breedable nerdy man.

someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.

by B0WT13S November 3, 2021

Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

jared

typically known as a boy with a massive penis

jared has a massive penis

by everyguyever123123321 May 29, 2023

Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball

"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Jared v

Some dumbass who makes hella jokes and is tall. He always think he right, single , and always want to fight. Talks all that but don’t say anything or do anything. But we all love him

Eww is that Jared v

by Rainbow.sprinkles October 12, 2019

Jared

So easy to love yet so hard to beat in a fight. Big kid, big personality, big talent, big ego. Confidence radiates stronger than the sun. Don’t know why every girl couldn’t go after Jared. Usually has a really hot girlfriend who’s out of his league, but he only uses that to make himself more confident. Who wouldn’t love him?

Oh my god I love Jared.

by Anonymous21166 January 11, 2022