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torch baby

(Noun) A Bitch who is constantly hot, and needs the windows or air on at all times in order to stay cool.
Opposite freeze baby

Shirley is such a torch baby, she sleeps with the window open in winter.

Torch baby's often have red hair,look like Lindsay Lohan and are often pissed about life.
by TwerkingSnatch October 21, 2013
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Baby Loads

The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.
*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*

Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!

Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!
by whereised March 21, 2011
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Little baby

A name for someone who is younger than you

Tends to be cute

Small
by LLjimin January 3, 2019
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Hanger Baby

An insult against people, mostly children, calling them a failed abortion through the hanger method where you would insert a hanger in the vagina attempting to kill the baby. If the baby survives and is born then they are a hanger baby (normally having brain damage).
by msfnxy June 3, 2021
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Bali Baby

I'm going to say this in words:

Bad bitch, baller , #PlayGirlGang

Also my alter ego.
Hater : there goes Laurie again, showing off
Laurie: BITCH, GET ON MY LEVEL.
Jealous girl: she a Bali Baby
by LittleLaurie April 24, 2020
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Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.
Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."
by TheMsource December 18, 2012
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Bag of Babies

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
by Odeebee August 10, 2017
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